The Enjolras Purity Test

Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes". The "submit" button is at the bottom.

Basics

Are you interested in political issues?
Do you feel very strongly about said issues?
Do you make sure that everybody you meet knows how strongly you feel?
Do you try to convince them of your views?
Do you succeed?
Does half-heartedness irritate you?
Is there one half-hearted person in particular who annoys the snot out of you?
Have you told him/her so repeatedly?
Rudely?
Does s/he like you anyway?
Do words like "liberty" and "equality" make your toes tingle?
Are you too self-possessed to let on when your toes tingle?
Are you willing to resort to drastic measures to support your beliefs?
Are you (be honest) even eager to do so?

Personality


Are you opinionated?
Do you tend to be inflexible?
Do people sometimes tell you not to be so inflexible?
Do you think they're being ridiculous?
Do people back down when you glare at them?
Even when you aren't glaring that hard?
Does romance fail to interest you?
Do members of the opposite sex pursue you anyway?
Do you get impatient with your friends' romances?
Do you wish I'd shut up about romance already?

Background


Are you under thirty?
Are your parents affluent?
Are you an only child?
Are you by chance male?
Do your friends comment on your attractiveness?
Do complete strangers comment on your attractiveness?
Do you then lecture them on the triviality of outward appearances?
Do you have a circle of admiring friends?
Could you count on them to back you up, should you decide to do something drastic?
Do you feel that this is because of the truth of your convictions, and not your charisma?

Interests


Do you like the color red?
Is the above question completely irrelevant?
Are you deeply interested in the French Revolution?
In the American Revolution?
In any revolution that strikes your notice?
Do you wish you had been there for any of them?
Were you there for any of them?
Are you a natural leader?
Do you/did you do well in school?
If/when you do badly, is it because you're studying pointless things?
Is it partly because you get into arguments with your teachers?

Activism


Do people fall silent when you're talking?
Do they occasionally break into cheers?
Have you ever been involved in a nonviolent demonstration of any kind?
Have you ever been involved in a violent demonstration of any kind?
Have you gotten in trouble with the authorities because of these activities?
Do you have problems with the government?
Would you do something to change it if you got the chance?
Do you detest unnecessary bloodshed?
Do you and your friends sometimes differ as to what constitutes "unnecessary"?

Misc.


Are you occasionally fond of symbolism?
Do people sometimes take you for younger than you are?
Is it difficult for you to connect with people on a personal level?
Does your family mean less to you than your country?
Are you ascetic in your personal habits?
Are you, perchance, blonde?

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